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10 Reasons Not to Get A Dog This Christmas

TEN REASONS NOT TO GET A DOG THIS CHRISTMAS

A simple list for our tenants…

1.DEATH & HEARTACHE.

Depending on the size and breed dogs can live to be 6-15 years.  At some point they will die and you and your kids will be sad.

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2. YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY (PART I). 

Okay, so you aren’t ready to think about the dog dying… it’s young and has a full life ahead… that is until it gets hit, bit or sick and then…

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3. YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY (PART II). 

Speaking of liking your money… you also don’t have to worry about spending your money on any of this nonsense…

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4. GUILT.

You won’t have to deal with guilt like this…

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5. ALLERGIES!!!

I mean who doesn’t have allergies now a days… and if you don’t your guest might.

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6. ALL THE NOISE!!!

You know because who doesn’t like the sound of uncontrollable barking?

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7. YOU ARE CONSIDERATE OF OTHER PEOPLES PET PEEVES.

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8. YOU CAN KEEP THE PEACE.

Nothing ruins family time faster than arguing over who’s turn it is to clean up poop.

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9. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE DAKOTAS! 

Don’t share the name of your potential dog to make it more personal and harder for your landlord to say no.

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10. YOU’D BE BREAKING YOUR LEASE AGREEMENT!

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Well there you have is… ten reasons you shouldn’t be getting a dog this Christmas (or ever depending on how you look at it), but I assume you could just as easily come up with a “10 Reasons To Get A Dog This Christmas” and since your landlords are the bomb

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… go get your Christmas dog… welcome to the family Dakota!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS LEEMANS!

(you owe us)