TEN REASONS NOT TO GET A DOG THIS CHRISTMAS
A simple list for our tenants…
1.DEATH & HEARTACHE.
Depending on the size and breed dogs can live to be 6-15 years. At some point they will die and you and your kids will be sad.
2. YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY (PART I).
Okay, so you aren’t ready to think about the dog dying… it’s young and has a full life ahead… that is until it gets hit, bit or sick and then…
3. YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY (PART II).
Speaking of liking your money… you also don’t have to worry about spending your money on any of this nonsense…
You won’t have to deal with guilt like this…
I mean who doesn’t have allergies now a days… and if you don’t your guest might.
6. ALL THE NOISE!!!
You know because who doesn’t like the sound of uncontrollable barking?
7. YOU ARE CONSIDERATE OF OTHER PEOPLES PET PEEVES.
8. YOU CAN KEEP THE PEACE.
Nothing ruins family time faster than arguing over who’s turn it is to clean up poop.
Don’t share the name of your potential dog to make it more personal and harder for your landlord to say no.
10. YOU’D BE BREAKING YOUR LEASE AGREEMENT!
Well there you have is… ten reasons you shouldn’t be getting a dog this Christmas (or ever depending on how you look at it), but I assume you could just as easily come up with a “10 Reasons To Get A Dog This Christmas” and since your landlords are the bomb…
… go get your Christmas dog… welcome to the family Dakota!
MERRY CHRISTMAS LEEMANS!
(you owe us)